How to Make a Peanut Butter and Jelly Sandwich

How does one go about the exacting task of making a peanut butter and jelly sandwich? Well, there is much to be considered. A responsible person begins this undertaking only after he or she has spent sufficient time preparing mentally, physically, and emotionally for what lies ahead. Those who have entered into the act haphazardly, with careless regard for the many variables involved, have done so to their own detriment.

What follows is by no means an exhaustive exploration of how to make a suitable peanut butter and jelly sandwich (or PB&J in…