How to Make a Peanut Butter and Jelly Sandwich

An exhaustive guide

Aabye-Gayle F.
5 min readApr 17, 2019
Photo by Freddy G on Unsplash.

How does one go about the exacting task of making a peanut butter and jelly sandwich? Well, there is much to be considered. A responsible person begins this undertaking only after he or she has spent sufficient time preparing mentally, physically, and emotionally for what lies ahead. Those who have entered into the act haphazardly, with careless regard for the many variables involved, have done so to their own detriment.

What follows is by no means an exhaustive exploration of how to make a suitable peanut butter and jelly sandwich (or PB&J in colloquial terms). To fully express the many intricacies of peanut butter and jelly sandwich making would fill volumes. This document is only meant to serve as a basic introduction to the core principles of PB&J making. Hopefully, it will help to dispel some of the myths and mysteries that often shroud the practice.

Do not expect to become proficient overnight. It takes years upon years of arduous study to become an expert. Upon completing this text, you should be able to create peanut butter and jelly sandwiches at the elementary level. This is analogous to the study of medicine: Without enduring the rigors of an advanced medical education, you would not be qualified to perform surgery, but with a modicum of guidance, you could learn to…

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